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Our Fave Jokes: Emo Edition
=) We mean no harm (lol dont kill me i have a life) we
just wanted to poke fun at those lil crazy emo kids!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.
Correction: Nothing's better then a dark corner to cut yourself.
What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall?
Anything.
Why did the emo kid cross the road?
To get a box of tissues.
So, an emo kid walks into a bar…Then he quickly leaves to go home and write in his Livejournal about it.
Why do emo kids always take the flight that leaves at midnight?
They prefer to take the red-eye. 00 ---> xx
What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
“Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention.”
What do emo kids use as birth control?
Their Personality
Seriously, when's the last time a girl wanted to have sex with an emo?
If a blonde and an emo jump off a bridge, who drowns first?
The blonde - from the emo’s tears on the way down.
Who is the sponsor of the “National Team of Emos”?
Gilette
Informed Sources (copy and pasted from Google Search - face it we're lazy):
Mexico Declares War On Emo3/26/2008 By Brock Thiessen
Chances are if you aren’t emo, you hate emo. But you likely don’t hate this straight-haired, massacre-lined subculture as much as the Mexicans do. In recent weeks, a wave of emo bashings has swept across Mexico, several news agencies have reported, fuelled by punks, rockabillies, goths, metalheads and basically anyone who’s not emo. According to Daniel Hernandez, who’s been covering the anti-emo riots on his blog Intersections, the violence began March 7, when an estimated 800 young people poured into the Mexican city of Queretaro’s main plaza “hunting” for emo kids to pummel. Then the following weekend similar violence occurred in Mexico City at the Glorieta de Insurgents, a central gathering space for emos. Hernandez also reports that several anti-emo riots have now also spread to various other Mexican cities. Via the Austin American Statesmen, several postings on Mexican social-networking sites, primarily organising spot for these “emo hunts,” have been dug up and translated. One states: “I HATE EMOS!!! They are not even people, they are so stupid, they cry over meaningless things… My school is infested with them, I want to kill them all!” Another says: “We’ve never seen all the urban tribes unite against one single tribe before… Emos, their way of thinking is for crap, if you are so depressed please do us all a favour and kill yourselves!” More recent reports state that the emos have begun to fight back against the other “urban tribes” and organised marches in Guadalajara and Mexico City, escalating the violence and leading to increased police presence. Also, some Mexican newspapers, such as El Porvenir, have called for government intervention to protect the emos, writing, “It’s the responsibility of the authorities to make sure the threats aren’t carried out and the aggressions are punished.”Several clips of the violence have surfaced on YouTube, but since we at Exclaim! spent our high school days studying French rather than Spanish, we can only make out the repeated mention of “emos.”
-The above article was cited from exclaim.ca other images belong to their respective owners. TripleA Media 2008
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