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Excessive Force
In an effort to determine the best fighting agency in the world, the field was narrowed to three finalists, the CIA, Al Qaeda, and the Russian Secret Service.
The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest.
The CIA went into the forest. They placed informants throughout. They placed bugs and wiretaps on trees. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.
Al Qaeda went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies - the rabbit deserved it.
The Russians went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling, "Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".
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